Through-out my time in college, I had the pleasure of working 37 different jobs, gigs, projects and internships. I wrote this poem as it was nearly impossible to highlight my diverse array of experience in a resume! I have now translated those experiences and my marketing BBA into my career-launching number 38 at Arylessence, Inc.
I have made cardboard fruit baskets on an assembly line,
Served breakfast, lunch, dinner, and poured the wine.
I planned the grandest of openings for a Fro-Yo franchise,
Sold fuzzy animal hats with big googly eyes.
I worked in daycare with screaming toddlers in terrible-twos,
I worked in bars with screaming adults hopped up on booze.
I’ve planned and promoted a secret warehouse rave,
Hosted charity events…the whales always need a save!
I’ve changed diapers, changed minds, even changed my own tires,
Built rockets, electrical circuits, learned to solder the wires.
I held umbrellas over Ferraris on the race track grid,
Sold countless items online to the highest bid.
I will increase your SEO, write your BEO, report to your CEO,
Even lead a class of kindergartners in singing E-I-E-I-O.
Oh the places I’ll go? Oh the places I’ve been!
Marketing, sales, service, even manufacturing.
I’ll work at anything, anywhere, with anyone,
I’m dedicated, motivated, and a helluva lot of fun.
Call me, write me, fax me, you have everything to gain,
When it comes to business, everyone needs a Megan Jane.